Fanon:The RIPing of iRIPhaX

In Server Silicon Valley Main 456/500...                     ThePokegeek5000 noticed something. The WeHax Tribe was retreating. The person who led WeHax tribe, who was named iHax. He went to Main Base and told the council. Cofefe and Sentsprawling agreed. HerroPeople, on the other hand, thought it might be a trap. And 46crazyweasels, on the other hand, thought that they should first deal with another team called H4ck3rZ. SaltCanFlick rage quit and went to s*rv*v.io. TheGoldenPatrik1 said they should take a vote. Everybody started pinging the map. Soon(ish) everybody was there. They took a vote. 21 people said they should go after H4ck3rZ, While 55 said they should just stay put. But, the vast majority said they should go after WeHax. 101.23 people to be exact. One YouTuber, (NoxicPlayz) said he could get a couple of his friends to help us out. No sooner had he said that Corrupt X spawned in our base. He started attacking us. Noxic Playz had to explain to him. He mined a little and UvronSwiftfoot had a stick so he gave Corrupt X 1.5k wood and stone. Corrupt X killed a Sid for good measure. And also some Bulls. He bought Corrupt X wings and told Cofefe 'im ready'. We Foolishly left just 2 people at base, (Hax=Nub and SMAC [SpoderManAlwaysCan]) then we set out. O_o was in the lead, with Corrupt X right behind him. We had a general idea of where WeHax was. Sentsprawling had an OP combo: Polearm, Musket, Blood Wings and Hat 54. When they got there, everybody was amazed. Last time they checked, the base was like 5x smaller. The leader, iHax and his friend, i'mHACKERs, came up to them. 'U took the bait, i c' Sentsprawling said one (1) thing to him: 'Jingle Bells!' and SMAC said 'Batman smlks!' '*smells!'

To Be Continued?