Fanon:The Rising of the Tool Hammer Hero

Chapter 1
It was a great day. Well, a great day for everyone else, of course. For Daniel though, the day has become a nightmare. An utter catastrophe. An absolute disaster. An omelette du fromage. Let's go back to square one and see what happened.

Daniel sighed as he looked at the menu screen of MooMoo.io. The entire Wiki has decided to hold a 1v1 tournament to see which staff member is the best of the best in PVP. Unfortunately for him though, he lost on the first round. As he respawned, he sees Herro laughing about him with Cofefe.

Herro: "Did you see him trying to fight me? Man, I insta-killed him so fast right there he didn't even swing his weapon!"

Cofefe: "Pffffft, you just got lucky Herro. I'm pretty sure Daniel would've trashed you easily. Right, Daniel?"

Daniel: "Mochiron, nandemo. [Sure, whatever.]"

As Herro walked off to brag about his victory, Daniel looks at the sky and wonders, "Watashi ga betsu no sekai ni sumu yō ni nareba, sore wa subarashī kotode wanaideshou ka. Sonoyōni, watashi wa kono garakuta o subete atsukau hitsuyō wa arimasen. [Wouldn't it be great if I were to live in another world? That way, I won't have to deal with crap like this.]"

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a strange player appears in front of the entire Wiki crew. The player had a Shame! hat on, along with Shadow Wings. The player had no name above him and was only armed with Daggers.

DaDragonSavage: "Hey, who the heck is that."

Wither: "Heh, it must be an idiot noob who healed too fast. I'll go finish him off."

Salt: "DON'T! I WANNA KEEP HIM AS A PET!"

Patrik: "Guys, focus on the tournament."

Pokegeek: "Screw you guys. I'm gonna kill him myself!"

Pokegeek and Wither rush towards the player, both of them wanting to kill him. They hit him both at the same time, seemingly killing him.

Pokegeek: "What the heck man, he was mine!"

Wither: "What are you talking about, you clearly got the kill!"

Pokegeek: "Huh?"

Daniel was confused. In fact, everyone was. And it was at that moment, everything changed.