Fanon:The RIPing of iRIPhaX Part 2: The Fight

I moved forward. Instantly I was in a trap. The iHax members came up to me. One tried to insta-kill me. I equipped Soldier Helmet. The whole iRIPhaX crew came. But even the 175+ iRIPhaX combined were no match for the hackers. I got out of his pit trap soon enough, but there was still 50 turrets-worth length between iRIPhaX’s current position and the iHax base. Soon we watched our teammates falling away from us. HerroPeople was trying to play her(r)o. A hacker insta-killed him with a spike. There was still roughly 75- Hackers left. The numbers of iRIPhaX was about 100. I watched as my life crumbled around my eyes. A noob hacker named ‘this is lit’ (you can tell he is a noob because of his name... [it says lit])aimed a shot at me. I ducked just in time. If I were half a turret to the north, I thought, I would have died. My health was at 40 and I had 14 food left. Luckily, there was a berry bush nearby. On my way to the food bush, I saw Patrick. Sid came up to Patrick. Patrick had a Ruby Musket and a Diamond Polearm. Sid, evidently thought Patrick looked like a weak target. He went up, and slashed Patrick. Patrick’s health bar disappeared. He was down to to one health. I shot my musket at Sid. He turned around, and nearly hit Patrick. I pinged for a medical team to arrive. They did and they gave Patrick an AFK treatment. I saw a hacker picking up spikes. If there’s one thing I know about hackers, it’s that they’re lazy. I check my Gold. There is none coming in. I check my Windmills. ‘WHAT!!!!!’ I scream. ‘0/12 Windmills!!??!’, IT’S THOSE HACKERS!! THEY TRICKED US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

Nope, I’m not going to continue this story. Especially at this point. [rolling eyes]

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