Fanon:'Stafas

Not to be confused with MOOSTAFA, or .

The are bosses in. Each promotes one of the Wiki members. Depending on their profile picture/username, the name and abilities will be different.

MEOWSTAFA
Promotes. One of the most peaceful of the Stafas and knows everything. Is a cat and can only be controlled by HerroPeople. Loves saying "It's me!" (the Jiji side of HerroPeople) and "You're hopeless." (the annoyed side of him)

SWISHSTAFA
Promotes. Is some shadowy thingy and can only be controlled by WitherB0$$398. Is unconditionally loyal to. Good at terminating people, bad at playing the game. Also enjoys terrorizing message walls with the image here. MEOWSTAFA always tries to delete it, as he doesn't like the image.

SNARLSTAFA
Promotes. UvronSwiftfoot used to be an elf but ever since being corrupted by WitherB0$$398, and his Stafa (ELFSTAFA) being corrupted by SWISHSTAFA, he was an orc, and so was his Stafa. SNARLSTAFA is a savage beast that pursues its victims mercilessly just like how SWISHSTAFA mercilessly corrupted his eleven heart.

ROARSTAFA
Promotes. The most fearsome and dangerous of the Stafas. Like its master/wikian/promotee, it is a Balrog of Morgoth. Can instantly burn a city to the ground. Though standing not quite as tall as expected, it is more fear-inspiring than expected.

BORKSTAFA
Promotes. Another peaceful Stafa. Very good at playing the game. Loves saying "I'll clap you". However, he doesn't always "clap".

I CHOOSE YOU STAFA
Promotes. Never been on the Pokémon wiki for some reason. Fairly good coder but pretty bad er. Feel the Power

Promotes. Is not 46 crazy weasels, but rather a MooTuber whose channel and gameplay is done by 46 crazy weasels. (Easy to food spam when 46 weasels are helping out. Except when they are crazy...) Author of this could dig more up but is too lazy. It also randomly says "If you say so..."

TRUMPSTAFA
Promotes. "Cofefe" is a misspell of the misspell "Covfefe", which is a misspell by Trump of "coverage". But Cofefe argues that you can't misspell a misspell. Author of this thinks you can. After all, it's a misspell if you don't spell it the way you meant to spell it. All that aside, it should be pretty obvious what this looks like. If not, it looks like Trump.

COOKIESTAFA
Doesn't promote anyone and is a peaceful Stafa. Instead of fighting, it heals all injured in its path, using cookies, and is actually a robot that can be controlled by opening its lid and crawling inside.

MUCHWIKISTAFA
Promotes the MooMoo.io Wiki. Likes saying:” Shiba Inu is bestest doggo.” Is the shape of a giant Shiba Inu. Improves the wiki by hacking accounts and making them edit or chat. Gives people free lollipops and has much wow. Shoves knives down blocked user’s throats.

Feel free to add a 'Stafa for yourself!