Fanon:War over bakers town

SEQUEL TO BAKEOVER WAR

cookie: WE  JUST LOST OUR BASE AND OUR ARCHERS!!!!

cookie: I shall gather up an army!

aurag0: WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

cookie: myself

aurag0: -_-

melloboater: THE BAKERY IS OURS

melloboater (megaphone): THE BAKERY IS OURS

melloboater(megaphone in cookie and aurag0's faces) THE BAKERY IS OURS

(melloboater sticks a stick into aurag0 and cookie's faces)

melloboater: THE STICK OF SHAME WOOT WOOT

cookie: there is a village east of here called bakers town

aurag0: what is bakers town? a town founded by a guy named bananabaker?

cookie: lucky guess. it is also rich and fertile in the land to bake as much as possible.

cookie: THE ECONOMY IS BAKING TOO!!

aurag0: let me guess. a top export of wheat and bread

cookie: LUCKY GUESS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

aurag0: i can read minds

cookie: what am i thinking about?

aurag0: your mind is totally clear

cookie: WRONGGG I'm thinking about bananas

aurag0: wut.

(aurag0 and cookie heads off to bakers town)

melloboater: I FOLLOWED YOU

melloboater (megaphone): I FOLLOWED YOU

aurag0: what is with this guy and his megaphone

melloboater's army: WE SHALT STAND AND DEFEAT

(the town gets attacked and 1 guy is beating everyone up with a pan and a stick of bread)

(melloboater's army retreats being heavily wounded)

melloboater: WE SHALT BE BACK

there will be a sequel