Thread:Predaking69/@comment-28056078-20190118171832/@comment-28056078-20190125070344

Remember, this is all a joke.

When the sky is cleft asunder. This means that the sky will split open. More on that later.

When the mountains crumble at the sight of the beast(you). This means that you will be so powerful, before you even appear on the Earth, the mountains will crumble at the sheer force of your power.

When the child is born with three heads refers to a split personality. A child can be both good, evil and neutral. This is what is meant by three heads.

When the mother gives birth to her master. Think about it; the mother gives birth to a person. Imagine this person becomes the King. Now, the King rules his mother.

When the oceans dry up. More on that later.

When the ice has but melted(meaning when all of the ice melts). More on that later.

When men fight over chickens, meaning people will be so petty they will get into fights over animals like chickens.

When people fornicate like swines. A swine is a pig, fornicate means, well, Google it.

When the river flows like the snake. This means that it's flow will become unstable, moving this way and that, and then ultimately disappearing. To tie this one together with the above three which I said "More on that later"; When the sky is cleft asunder refers to the destruction of the ozone layer. When that happens, all of the ice will melt due to the unblocked heat from the sun. Then all of the oceans will dry up. Rivers' patterns will change due to the global warming, and will eventually disappear as well.

When snakes disappear(self-explanatory. It will become so cold that reptiles cannot survive. It will first be hot, and with no ozone layer all of the heat will escape, causing an ice age. Since it will be so cold, all of the reptiles will die).

When the lions fly(quite literal).

When knowledge is removed refers to the prevalence of ignorance.

When a handshake becomes a curse means that people will be so stingy and selfish they won't even want to shake hands.

Eventually, humankind will f@*% itself over, and you will emerge from the Earth and fix everything. Of course, this is all a joke. I wanted to know what you thought. And now that I've spoken to you, Herro and Salt were right. You are annoying.