Thread:Salmon Gaming/@comment-33301676-20171114003934/@comment-33627845-20171116092928

heres what i wrote:

many years ago:

There lived a young, humble and proud noob by the name of "the north face", he lived in a small, humble village, next to a large forest. In that forest, there were many things to be seen, but the noth faces mother told him, "never, ever stay out in the forest after nightfall" he didnt know why, but he obeyed. for the last few weeks the town was peaceful, and quite, but recently loud footsteps were said to be heard on the porches of residents, tapping on windows in the middle of the night, suspicous activity, but most puzz''ling of all, a trail of footprints made from boots led to the forest. Young north face was curious to explore this new discovery, so he followed them happily into the forest. The footsteps led a mile or so, then abruplty stoped, north face looked around, searching for traces, he found nothing, then he heard a voice, "hey, kid" North turned around sharply, seeing nothing, the voice continued, "do me a favor?" The seemed to be comnig from a large structure, it look to be made of stone, north could hear the rusted creak of windmills inside, he also heard somthing playing music, "a record player?" he said to himself, it was getting dark, north replied "N-no i-i'm sorry i h-have to go now" and he quickly fled the woods, on the way home he thought he heard footsteps, he looked behind him to see, he dripped over a pit trap and landed in the 15 foot hole he was to young to break out of it, so he called for help. He heard the voice once more, "nobody can hear you kid" north was scared and afraid, then he saw a dark silloute rise above him, he typed as quick as lag would allow, "plz spare me" the man replied: "my name's salmon, nice to meat ya' " North was still afraid, but not as much, "h-hello" he replied frigtfully, "looks like ya' hurt your leg there", North look down to see his leg was injured, the man threw a cookie down, "eat that it's magic or something", north hesitated, he knew he wasnt allowed to take food from strangers. "fine", he took the cookie back, tore it in half, ate one half, and handed it back to north, "they're awful cause they're made from fruit, but they'll help ya out someday" North ate the cookie, and his leg felt better. "t-thanks mister salmon", "now lets get ya out of there"'' the mysterious man grabbed a hammer, and through the magic of his inner awesome, inverted the laws of physics, and "broke" the pit. It was dark, really dark out, "i have to go mister" north said, ''"wait a sec kid, how far?" "''a-about a mile or s-so" the man seemed shocked, "tonight?" "yes" the man seemed nervous, "''have you seen the thing that comes out at night?" "''thing?!" the man realized he was scaring the youg boy, and eazed up a bit, "''do you believe in scary things? like new players who ask how the controls work?" ''"w-ell yes.." "''well, one of those scary noobs scares your town every night, its my job, to ki"-he thought about how to say this to him-"i put those scary noobs in the noob hole" "ok, can i go home now?" "yes, but i should come with you, to explain where you've been"'' "ok!"

So they went home..... The mysterious man acting nervous all the while, but not showing it to the child.

"now go inside, have a nice night" salmon told north, "ok" he replied, so he went in, the man walked into the forest, all night, north thought about what he had said, about magic and monsters, he wanted to be a part of this world, so he began practising, (about 5 minites later) he made a sword of iron, and a bow, and he was finally old enough, so he set out to the forest. He followed the same path, and fund the old base, covered in vines and decay, and again met the man, "i need to talk to you" said the man,  The man continued, "this base is many years old, a great war happened here, long ago, between a god, and a puny youtuber. This base was the central of operations, i, am the last survivor." "wow!" "shut up im talking" "k" "many years ago, the captain ordered me to flank the enemy, and we saved his life, i was the leader of that squadren, and with salmons last dying breath he said 'tell...... your friends... i kicked.. corrupt x's... butt', and he handed me his musket, of gold, and i inherited the army that day, but now, the evil returns, i thought it never would, but i have no army, i have no way to combat it..." "thats so sad..." "you're the first one to find me, i'm too old to fight, i have no more left to say, i'm giving you a power ancient enough, powerful enough, to defend your town from this evil.. as i never could, take this musket, and raise your army kid" "but, whats gonna happen to you..?" "dont worry about me kid, the future, is in your hands now." the mysterious man dissapeared again behind the old broken walls, and no more was said between them, as the music still slowly plays, for all eternity, as it did years ago. He heard a rustling between the mushes agead, "hello?" he said, no reply.............."h-hello?" no response.................."um.. im going to leave now" just then, a figure appeared from behind a tree, it's two red eyes staring at him, into his soul, in a deep dead voice it replied, "looks like your the power now" north face tryed to avert his eyes to run, but found he couldent, he was frozen in fear, "i'm going to give you one chance, to hand me that riplfe" north stood in fear, in the back of his head he heard an unfamilier voice say, "Tell your friends i kicked your butt!" and the gun lifted in his hands, and a translucent angel like figure stanced in a battle positon, formed around him, aimed, and fired 2 rounds into the demon, and it fled away in a cloud of darkness in the night. The translucet figure was that of salmon, the one in the legends, it dissapeared just as it had appeared, suddenly. And just as suddenly, north felt a rush of power run through him, and his mind felt as if it had split, into 2 essences, he saw the world in a new way, filled with trap routes, and a minimap, each opaque white spot represented the burial ground of one of his soilders, and the great white dot, resembleing salmons essence, glows brighter than all, suddenly he heard a voice in the back of his head, "now this is more like it!" it sounded like a younger version of the mysterious man he had spoken to, but somehow he knew everything about him now, and what he had to do. He rushed to his village to find it had been raided, a large flag stood among the burning fire, marked black, with a red X. The pole was made from gold, and the tip was made into a spearhead, as in to be carried into war, suddenly, the flag lifted, and it lowered to the ground, at the end of the pole, was corrupt X, his weapon gleamed in the firey blaze, and his eyes shined by his sinister grin, as he slowly began walking towards north, north  had 2 thoughts at this moment, "RUUUUN!!!!!" but his wiser, more awesome half said "it's no use to run, he'll catch up, stand your ground and stand a chance at survival" the gun lifeted once more, aimed, but couldent fire, for their minds were merged, and as salmon once said, "if you tie 2 pigeons together, though they have 4 wings, they cannot fly" north's cowardish instint was combatting salmons pro instinct, and he soon realized, with his own hand he pulled the trigger, landing a hit, he realoaded, he didnt know how, but he just knew, he fired rapidly, while salmon accesed inventory to equip the best hat for his moment, when suddenly, a strong urge to run came over salmon, because Corrupt X was within 20 feet now, almost enough to land a hit, he had to act fast, when suddenly, he equipped bull helmet, switch accesories and hit angel wings, closed inventory presses hot key 1 then pressed hotkey 7 plus space plus up arrow 1.2 seconds space twice and 2 plus mouse rotation 180 degress and space, but corrupt x healed everything in 2.2 seconds. Amazing. North realized how noobish he was, but salmon conforted him, assuring him someday, he'll get a kill. He ran from the village in hope to find another home, and hoping his people escaped, after an hour or so, he found a village, with several refugees, all wounded limping or weak from fighting, several covered lumps lie on the ground, this sight troubled north, but salmon quickly changed the subject, "in order for me to help you effectivaly, i'll need a new body." "thats weird" north thought. "LOL" he replied in thought. "we'll need sleep" north continued, "agreed" salmon replied. So north went to sleep, but his mind troubled him, dark images of war and death, he couldent sleep, so salmon thought up a nice image of a team of noobs, hunting cows and bulls, nobody else on the server, just noobs, and this helped him drift peacfully off to sleep. But in his dreams, the suffering was much different, it was of his counterpart salmon, his pain, his loss, his suffering, this troubled him even more, his dreams painted a tale of a poor noob, who got bullyed around by bulls and other noobs, he grew sick of his treatment, getting kicked from teams! The "GGGGGG" spam after his defeat, and the pain that led him to the path of war and death, he got revenge, and killed all in his wake, he realized what he had done, he hated himself, he felt so bad, the patch of land he owned, turned to ice, like his soul, and the lan he had spilled the blood of his enemys, turned red and barron by his anger and rage, and his regret, created a river of tears, and his sadness created the loomy dark wolves, he regreted his actions, but moaping around wont help anything, so he created an army to battle evil, what he himself once was, and he swore to repay all who he had killed, by ending the menace Corrupt X, and now that he has returned, salmon as well, must return, to fulfill his promise once and for all. Morning came, and he woke, he wondered if he should tell salmon what he saw in his dream- "i already know pal" "we need to get you a body" "agreed" so they went on, a noob spawned next to north, "WTF!!!" the noob replied (noobs always reply to nothing) but he didnt run, he was stuck on a pit trap, "plz dont kil me ;-;" the noob replied, "calm down! we aint going to kill you!" "can i join???" the noob began. "sure" north replyed. and the noob was added to the team, salmon quickly began with his inquery: "can i?" "No." "can i?" "No." but then, sadly, the noob dissconected, "can i?!!?" "shure" And salmons mind parted with north, and joined the silenced noob, assuming salmons power, age, and astonishingly good looks, he equiped his 'hat of power(ranger hat for short)', looked himself over, confirmed that he was awesome, and turned to north, "ok" he began, "now to raise an army of dudes" north though: "can he still here me?" "yes-" north was amazed, "thats where we'll begin" he finsished his statement, "can he hear me when i think?" "indeed!, a great idea that would be to raise our army" "i wish he wouldent do that" north thought to himself, "that'd be great, if we could get to it!" north realized he was talking to himself and ignoring salmon intirely, "wut?" he replyed. salmon was unammused, "lets get our army" "army?" north replied, "ye, it's english for a large military force, english, do you speak it?" "oh uh, ye that army, i was just daydreaming" "salmon thought to hiimself, "man, this guy is weird" and so they departed, to find the graves and do some holy magic or something, something about spawn pads i dont know, but to get an army, so they departed.

To be continued