Fanon:The 3 Nubs (Part 2)

The 3 Nubs (Part 2)
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Herrmoopeople and Moovron huddled together in their room. If you could call it that. ThePokegeek5000 stomped up the stairs. Listened at each of the doors, and in their quarters heard heavy breathing. Equipping Bull Helmet, he did what would be a instakill to any human player. Instead he found a cow watching a soap opera. (The heavy breathing was because it was an intense part.) “ARGH!” He cried. “Where are they?!?!” He spotted them outside, running as fast as they could. He sighed. This could be a long chase.

Weezel gasped. “A hacker!” I toTalLy No hAcK (the player) nodded. “Yep! NOW DIE!!!” “Why?” Weezel asked, unimpressed. I toTalLy No hAck was slightly taken aback by this. “Because you figured out that I’m a hacker. That's the biggest secret of my life.” Weezel raised an eyebrow. “Really? You need to change your name.” I toTalLy No hAck slapped his head. “OMG you are like the biggest noob ever. It makes people think that I’m not a hacker, it says it right in my name.” Weezel shrugged. “To me it seems to suggest that you’re a hacker. Maybe that's just me.” Then Weezel equipped soldier helmet, and the battle begain.

Saltcanmoo watched as the hacker headed towards Weezel. He stole the bull that Weezel was trying to kill. Saltcanmoo laughed coldly. “Ha, take that you noob.” He watched as the hacker and Weezel spat at each other. Then Weezel equipped soldier helmet, and everything went insane. They were fighting, nonstop fighting. The dirt around them kicked up, until Saltcanmoo couldn’t see what was going on. He doubted either of them could. Going on gut instinct, he ran towards the field, determined to make himself up to Weezel. He launched himself into the fight, only to find that the hacker already lay dead on the ground. “Oh, it’s you.” Weezel looked angrily at Saltcanmoo. “I believe you went into the battle to help the hacker??” Saltcanmoo, fighting back tears ran like the wind.

The next part coming soon!