Fanon:Pros vs. Hackers, part 1: The Spawn

Prologue
On the infinite server of Miami 1235, there were many tribes. They did their everyday stuff, strengthening bases and walking out to kill some mobs. Many tribes had different styles of living, and no two tribes were the same. However, every single player on the server had one common trait: they all hated hackers.

When a tribe called HaxRGud formed in the server, everyone was alerted immediately. All of the tribes quickly started adding reinforcements to their bases. Some of them placed castle walls, others placed turrets, a few more were placing platforms in their bases to attack the hackers. The tribes came up with an agreement: they would all merge into the Wiki tribe to team up against the hackers.

Part 1
As Poke and Patrik were placing castle walls around their main entrance of spikes and boost pads, an Age 1 suddenly appeared only one pixel away from the first boost pad. The Age 1, whose name was Clooey, knew enough about MooMoo to be completely freaked out. “Yikes!” Patrik dragged Clooey away from the boost pads and asked him to join the tribe. Clooey responded with “Yeah, I’ll join, but I don't know if I’ll be much help. I’m kind of new. Could you teach me some strategies?” Poke, who just placed his last castle wall, offered to help. He taught Clooey all kinds of tips when battling other players, including what hats are the best and when to run away. Poke led Clooey to a triple where he mined resources. As he was farming, Clooey suddenly heard a howl. “What is that?” he asked 46crazyweasels. “That’s a wolf. They’re fairly easy to fight, as long as you don’t stop moving.” Clooey decided to try it out. He went over to the wolf and whacked it. The wolf turned and charged, but Clooey repeatedly knocked the wolf back and continued moving backward at the same time. When the wolf was at 25 health, Clooey whacked the wolf as hard as he could. The wolf flew back and disappeared, while the left half of Clooey’s tool hammer flew into the air and Clooey caught the piece in his left hand. He noticed that the two pieces looked exactly the same. When he went back to the base, he noticed that he went faster than usual. When he continued mining, he noticed that his resources were increasing three times as fast as it normally did. Clooey realized that he was holding daggers! When Poke came over to check, he asked Clooey how he had gotten the daggers. “The tool hammer just broke apart and they’re daggers now,” Clooey said. Poke was amazed. He said that nearly everyone obtained new weapons by going to the armory, and he didn’t really want to go since he’d done it so many times already and the nearest one was close to the hacker base, which was the one he used to go to every time. “You really saved us some time,” said Poke, smiling.

Clooey met a bull as he just reached Age 4, where he got the pit trap. Salt’s advice was to trap it and don’t fight a bull barehanded. Clooey obliged and placed a pit trap right as the bull walked into it. “See?” said Salt. “Now place a spike where it can damage the bull.” As Clooey placed the spike, he saw the health bar gradually shrinking down to zero. “Don’t worry about being pit trapped too much, as you can still rotate and defend yourself, and you can break out. Bulls can’t.”

As Clooey continued leveling up, he got the repeater crossbow, greater spikes, and teleporter. (Where he got it was from extra weapons in the base.) While the wiki tribe was doing its business, 46crazyweasels suggested repeatedly placing teleporters and breaking them. “They level up your weapons faster,” said Patrik.

Clooey’s daggers dropped as he farmed his 23rd teleporter. They rolled under some bushes, and CBcool reached under the bush and pulled out a pair of gold daggers. “Huh. Nice,” Clooey said. “How much damage does it do?” Poke answered that it did 22 damage, while normal did 20. Clooey continued farming and eventually dropped them again. CBcool fished out some diamond daggers from the same bushes. “23.6 damage,” said CBcool. “Cool, huh?” As Clooey continued some teleporter farming, he dropped them again, for the last time. Ruby daggers rolled out of the same bush. Clooey learned that ruby weapons did the same as diamond, but also poisoned the enemy. “Ok, there’s not much point in farming anymore, because there’s no higher level than ruby. Don’t worry about the repeater crossbow, normal is fine.” said Poke. “I think we should be ready now. Make sure you have lots of food, and at least try not to die. We’re attacking the hacker base.”