User blog:Kay22346/Fanon:The galaxy cow, Part 1

It was a stormy day. Our hero, Kay, was floating down the river, going to the desert biome, with his clan.

Suddenly, he stopped. It looked as though a figure in the distance was approaching him. it looked as though, it was a cow. but not just any cow. it looked like.... someone in a cow suit?

As Kay followed the figure, he found to his dismay that it was many.

It was a cult.

a cow cult.

they seemed to be stabbing themselves with cacti, as though it felt... good.

they were abnormal creatures, to say the least. Kay, sword widthdrawn, went ahead of his clan.

Suddenly! one of the members, The leader it seems, turns and attacks kay, almost killing him.

As a reflex, Kay eats cookies maniacly. He struggles to keep his footing.

Kay: We need to work as a team. take the others from one side. I will take on their leader.

Kay, thinking while fighting, has learned his attack pattern.

he realized that he usually places traps in a triangle around himself, leaving his back side vulnerable to someone pushing him into his own trap. If Kay could find something... maybe a bull.

But his luck would be unmet, for this leader also realized what Kay was attempting to do.

The leader pushed Kay into a cactus, trying to follow up with an attack to end it all.

But his army would not allow it. his seccond in command, Eggy, pushed The leader away with a boost pad.

Kay had to retreat, though. food supply was running low and someone was close to killing moofie.

Kay: That was close. Thanks Eggy.

Eggy: no problem. It looks as thought they're.... hacking.

Kay:WHAT? actually... im not supprised.

Eggy: yes sire. and.. 5 of the members of the cult. they were summoning something... it, it looked like some type of god!

Kay:... oh boy....