Fanon:Ending of Bakeover War

Final Ending of Bakeover War
Sequel to War Over Bakers Town

(scene shows melloboater in his plot/weepandcry room)

Melloboater: GRR THOSE COOKIE TRIBE PEOPLE! THEY SURVIVED THE ATTACK!

boatboat: Can i be set free now? or at least a paycheck?

Melloboater: NO SLAVE I BOUGHT YOU AND WILL KEEP YOU UNTIL I DIE IN BATTLE!

(boatboat starts to cry)

Melloboater: Puny slaves. Always cry at everything.

(brilliant idea pops into Mello's head)

Melloboater:LETS RAID BAKERS TOWN!

(mello climbs the stairs and out of the secret exit in the outhouse )

Melloboater: ARMY! ATTACK BAKERS TOWN! THEY ARE WEAK AS A DUCK WITH WIRE WALLS AROUND ITS POND! STUCK LIKE A MAN IN PRISON. THEY LOST MOST OF THEIR ARMY AT THE BATTLE OVER BAKERS TOWN AND ARE HEALING!

Army Man 1: We never had any time on the healing pads! slaveowner.

Melloboater: I HAVE NO SLAVES!

Army Man 2: I hear your advisor crying in the outhouse!

Melloboater: ITS A CRY OF RELEIF. HE REALLY HAD TO GO FOR SEVERAL DAYS

Psychologist: ITS A CRY OF SADNESS! HE MUST HAVE BEEN BADLY WOUNDED. MAYBE BY THE TONGUE OF SOME LEADER?

Melloboater: FORGET IT HIGHLY TRAINED PSYCHOLOGIST WITH A MASTERS DEGREE!

Some dude: The tongue is like a ship rudder.

Melloboater: Because it moves back and forth?

(Melloboater wiggles his tongue)

Some dude: NO! If it's not used widely, it can cause a lot of damage.

Melloboater: LETS GO OUT TEN HUT! FALL IN!

(army heads off to bakers town)

ATTACK BOATER ARMY! WATER RAID IS THE BEST PLACE TO DO IT!

Army man 1: Amphibious raid? Forgettaboutit.

Melloboater: MY IDEAS ARE THE BEST AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

(They attack. Bakers town is destroyed, The residents get fired up and attack in swarms.)

( the army is defeated the baker residents take Army men 1 and 2 hostage)

(Melloboater dies in the attack)

boatboat: I'M FREE! IM SO GLAD TO CALL MYSELF FROGFROG AGAIN! WOOHOO!

Bakers town survivor 1:the the bake tower fell. Some hijackers rammed a cart shipment full of monkey bombs into it.

Bakers town survivor 2: we'll help rebuild your bakery. Build it here. And become ruler of the cookie monarchy

Cookie: (SQUEALS!)