Fanon:Pros vs. Hackers, part 3: Even it out

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Part 3
Just then, Poke appeared. “What were---” As he noticed the absence of the large crowd of Wiki members, he gasped and ran back. As he reappeared with CBcool, 46crazyweasels, HerroPeople, and a few others, Poke said, “The hackers have taken down most of our men. Very few are left. However, we will fight. Kill the hackers. Avenge our men. Charge!”

As they ran into the base, they placed spikes and turrets, and they broke some of the traps and replaced them with their own. As a hacker got trapped and used his autohat to break out, Salt, the expert on instakilling, used his bull helmet-polearm-musket-turret gear insta to kill the hacker. However, another hacker instakilled two people at a time and nearly killed Salt after that, luckily Salt ate a cookie at the last millisecond, and he had only 0.35 health left. As he cookie spammed his head off and charged towards ILikeHAX, suddenly four spikes appeared out of nowhere around ILikeHAX and Salt got knocked into a trap.

As HerroPeople saw ILikeHAX hit Salt over and over again, HerroPeople swung his katana onto the hacker, and he put spikes around him. When ILikeHAX broke the spikes, he was completely surrounded by the Wiki tribe’s spikes. The only person with the bat, CBcool, hit ILikeHAX and ILikeHAX bounced around the spikes and eventually, the Shame! hat kicked in and ILikeHAX died.

However, they were so busy handling ILikeHAX that none of them noticed that the six remaining hackers - iHackSoHA, DaHacker101, ProHakr, H4ck3r, Mehax, and the leader, HAXshallRoolALL, were approaching. iHackSoHA boost-spiked two of the 13 remaining Wiki members, and ProHakr spawned a dozen bots who killed two more Wiki members. Luckily, Salt instaed all of the bots and ProHakr, too. But he was very tired, and Clooey had to place a teleporter to get Salt to safety. Just then, Clooey had an idea - he could teleport the hackers away! He broke the teleporter and placed two more on DaHacker101 and Mehax. But meanwhile, iHackSoHA and H4ck3r started advancing. iHackSoHA fell into a trap while trying to boost-spike Clooey, and North spiked him to death, but 46crazyweasels also got stuck in a trap, and H4ck3r instakilled him with the katana and musket. Poke, Patrik, and HerroPeople got shot by a row of turrets, and the latter two got shot to death and so would have Poke if he hadn’t been wearing the soldier helmet.

As Loading smashed the turrets with EMP helmet and Great Hammer, he and Daniel got instakilled by DaHacker101, who had returned.

“What! I thought I teleported you!” said Clooey.

“Yes,” he said smugly. “But I found the base again, see. Mehax is coming back too soon. By the way, we killed your friend Salt along the way.” And indeed, a few seconds later, Mehax appeared in the base and instakilled CBcool. Luckily, CBcool batted Mehax into a trap with a spike next to it at the last second, and Mehax got instantly killed, too.

As DaHacker101 instakilled two of the four remaining Wiki members, he got shot by four repeater crossbow arrows at once fired from Poke and Clooey. He crumpled to the ground. Only the leader, HAXshallRoolALL, was left, but only Clooey and Poke were remaining on the Wiki side, too.

They stepped out of the base and the fight began.