User:A Clear Buzzard's Watery Thesis

Allo.
That's a standard greeting, isn't it? Well I'll proceed regardless. Onto the topic of this name. This horrid title I wear at the moment (A Clear Buzzard's Watery Thesis at the time of writing this) is an amalgamation of some of the many monikers I bear throughout my rounds on Moomoo.io. Clearwater and Buzzard are rather standard, but Thesis is only in use when I have another player with me. We just gotta both hold names that work with the team name [Anti], like Gravity, Histamines, Septic, etc. It's a gimmick I pull a lot, like with [Cyto]Plasm and [Cyto]Kinesis, [Endo]Lithic and [Endo]Thermic, well you get the idea. Among those are the simple themed teams, like Condor and Buzzard together in [Talon], or just being hostile under [HAZARD]. Sometimes I spend half my free time just trying to think up a name.

Bleh, well besides the names I'd like to think of myself as "Not Fodder for the Pros", although if I was feeling particularly confident I'd label myself as something like a 'Structure Spamming Brawler". I played Moomoo in its relative infancy when nobody knew how to play, and in those days I could easily be considered a pro. All that really mattered was how much food you had and how well you used it. I was a user of the orbiting attack movement and quick heals to minimize damage dealt to me. I say quick healing and not spam healing because that's all I can really call it, healing half a second after a hit was practically the meta up until the circle of death pioneered pit-spiking and until the sword/hammer switch signaled the rise of the insta. I slowly decreased in relevance until I fell from pro status to just another kinda survivable player. I eventually caught on to the meta and rose to being a kinda proficient pit-spiker/brawler, but I still struggle with open-store hat-switching.

This is going on a bit long, isn't it? I should really stop.